Saturday, 16 September 2017

Dearest Zaki #2

"Zaki, come on,  let's go to supermarket"

"Okay! Let's go!, I want chocolate okay."

"MAIGOD, you are fat now, even fatter later if you keep on eating chocs"

"It's okay to have fats what"

“Whatever la u, help me to take the car key, please?”

“Oh, I just remembered, there were no cars available.  All were sent to car wash, only Ford Ranger" 

" MAIGOD, so the car wash will send them home? or we go there?"

" They will send them home by 4pm, so kak how?"

“Oh, it’s okay, I don’t drive manual car, it’s okat let’s wait”



* * * * * * * * 

My sister came to pay a visit.

“Hey you’ve come!”

“Where’s mommy?, are you heading somewhere?”

“Ya, but daddy sent all the cars to car wash, need to wait for some time, they will send it home in 30 minutes, what car did you bring?"

“Avanza, do you want to drive?” – handing me the keys.

“Maigod, I don’t know how to drive this manual car AHAHA, it’s okay. I can wait”

"SAMPAI BILA KAU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS CAR, WHAT A WASTE !"

"IHHHH, I CAN DRIVE MANUAL WHAT, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS NOW. HAHAHAHA, YOU WATCH ME FROM THE VERANDAH OKAY!!!" 

"HAHAHAHA, Okay okay, let us see!"

* * * * * * * * * * *

Zaki, come on!! hahaha, let's go!

"But the car?"

"We used Kak Anja's"

"You know how to drive this?"

"Of course, I know bha, see the leg la!" 

"Okay, let us see"

(Practising inside the house area)

* * * * * * * 

"Okay, Zaki, are you ready, I'm driving now"
(Apparently I had a problem with the gears transition)

"Kak, are you sure you can drive?" 

"Hey, then, what am I doing now?"

"Why is it so slow? I thought you are a speed devil?"

"You shut up, you don't understand girl"
(I don't know what happened, probably the gear went to the neutral one, or maybe gear 2 went to gear 4, so, can't move smoothly)

"Kaakkkkkkkkk.. this is so embarassing!!!, let's go home now!!" 

"Zaki, you shut up, tune up the air conditioner, i'm sweating and feeling hot now"
 (opening the window for the wind to come in)

"It's maximum now kak!, let's go home!, we can buy it later"

"It's okay, I can drive what!" - The engine stopped.
 (So embarrasing, people are watching, closing the window back)

"Kak, you can call daddy now, ask him to fetch us here, you can drive his car, let your dad drive this car" 

"Wait, let me park first". 
(Taking a deep breath)

"Kak, call your daddy NOW!" 

"Maigod Zaki, why are you so scare, big boy can't afraid of anything!" 

"Kak, later if we accident how? this car keeps on stopping and suddenly the engine vrooming, and you keep on parking, it's okay kak, let's go home now" 

"You shut up Zaki!, sing me a song now" 

"Ihh, kak!!!!, let's go home now!, I don't want to be in this car!!" 

"MUHAMMAD ZAKI BIN SUBLI!!!, YOU SHUT UP!!!

"HOW CAN I SHUT DOWN MY MOUTH, THIS IS DANGEROUS!!" 

"IF YOU CAN'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SING ME A SONG NOW!!!" 

" Kak, let's go home!, this is scary" 

"Sing me a song first, then we go home" 

He sang a song for me, suddenly, the gear hmmm, I don't know!, 

"Please please please, kamu jangan nakal, ku pergi sebentar bukan .. KAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!, lets go home now!, just leave this car here, we can buy it later" 

* * * * * * * * * ** * * * **  

"See Zaki? We arrived to our destination! can you please help me to buy xxxxxxx and xxxxxx?"

"Okay, don't you want to come?"

"No, it's okay!" 
(Suddenly someone buzzed me on WhatsApp)

"Hey, in case you are still searching, this might be helpful"
(sending me 7 pages of list of companies) 

"Hey, i'm driving a manual car (half bragging) , my hands are shaking, but, I managed to arrive to my destination" 

"Really? haha, it must been a while since you drive a manual car" 

"I think, this is my first time in 6 years?"

Zaki, came. 

"Kak, lets go!, you okay now?"

"Of course I am okay what!, I am professional okay!!" 

"Kak, if you don't know how to drive this car, just say it, stop pretending like you know everything!" 

"You shut up la! hahaha, I can drive what, you got your chocs, I got my things!" 

"Yala yala!" 

"See Zaki, on our way back home, I am progressing right, no vrooming sounds, no engines problem hahah" 

"But, why it is so slow kak?"

"You shut up la, you don't understand girl!!" 

* * * *  * * ** * * * ** ** * ** 

"Alhamdulillah!!, we are home!!" 

"Ya, see, I did not kill you pun, you are the one who acted too much"

* * * * * * * * * ** * * * *

"Aunty!! just now, kakak drive like a mad person, the car keeps on stopping, keep on parkings, suddenly the engine vrooming, and it was embarassing, some cars honking to us!. Aunty, if you want to see kakak drives slow, ask her to drive a manual car, so slow that made me sleepy" 

"Mommy, ya its true! but on our way back home, there was no such things anymore!, and Zaki did not feel sleepy pon!, he keeps on crying inside the car, wanted me to send him home HAHAHAH" 

"HAHAHAHHAHA, what are you guys doing actually", Mommy replied to us. 

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"Zaki, now I think I can be called as Mohd Masfara now. I can drive a manual car, like men " 

"Kak, if you don't know how to drive, stop saying to people you can drive this car!"

"You shut up, you don't understand girl!" 

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It's funny that we don't even have any blood line, but we can laugh together. 
It's funny because I think I miss you? 
Zaki yang gemuk. 
May Allah Bless you, wherever you are. 

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