"Now marry the ketchup"
Combining all the ketchups.
"Now, divorce the ketchup"
Separating all the ketchups.
"You lied on the resume, you don't know how to waitress the cafe, you are going to be fired"
"Wait... no no.. wait. I really need to job.. I lost everything! My dad went bankrupt.."
"You are acting like your dad was a billionaire... but wait.. is that your dad?.. You.. are... Caroline Channing, have you been to Switzerland? Do you have a horse?"
"Yes.. so your name is Max?"
"Back off, don't get attached!"
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"How much money did you lose? "
"Hold my hands... Nothing, but it really scared me..Open That? "
"Do you know Caroline Channing?"
"No, but she lost everything. She has no money. Can you imagine having no money? I mean, you would not have any money"
"You should twit that"
"And no one will even talk her".
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Okay, at least you are better than Caroline Channing. Even billionaire daughter's are broke. Ugh, ex billionaire. So, be grateful girls.
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"Hello"
"Hi, I am so sorry if I woke you up"
[Chuckles] "Who are you?"
"I'm Max's friend, Uh, don't tell her I told you that, I have a feeling if she heard me called her that, she would stabs me"
"What are you doing over there?"
"Just watching my uniforms"
"Trying to make it a little bit more cute, and a little less crusty"
"Oh! Watch out!"
"Oh sorry! do you have a towel or rag?"
"I... got it" (undress his clothe)
"Ugh"
"I'm Robbie"
"I'm uncomfortable, you are getting me wet"
"That's the point"
"You're Max's boyfriend"
"It's cool"
"No, it's not, back up, Jersey Shore! You're pathetic, that's coming from someone who's homeles and wearing white after labor day and I've seen better"
"No, you haven't"
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Okay, every girls need someone as better as Caroline Channing. You do not stabs girl's that helped you and give you shelter. Be like Caroline Channing, although she is broke, she still had her pride on.
(Two broke girls, Season 1)
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